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Midwest Horse Fair Update!
Jazz is going to Midwest again this year and will be showing in
Liberty!!
Join us at Booth # 54 (just a couple stalls down from the Presentation Area
in the Stallion Barn) for the weekend.
His Stallion Revue will be on Sunday, the 22nd, at 11:00 am.
His Liberty is scheduled for Saturday, the 21st. Saturday's presentation
starts at 4:10pm and Jazz is the fifth horse to show.
Watching Jazz at Liberty is to watch flying mane and tail and lots of flash.
It's loud and exciting and Jazz LOVES it! Please join us to cheer on this
big boy. Videos of last year's Liberty are on his page, take a look.
Mike and I are so pleased to have Jazz invited back to Midwest. He created
excitement last time and we are sure he'll do the same this year.
Delahny
Only Horse People:
Believe in the 11th Commandment – Inside leg to outside rein.
Know
that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
Think
nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
Know
why a thermometer has a year of yarn attached to one end of it.
Are
banned from Laundromats.
Fail
to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
Can
magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
Have
a language all their own:
(“If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand
and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back”).
Will
end relationships over their hobby.
Insure their horses for more than their cars.
Will
give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
Know
more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
Have
neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
Have
a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
Have
less wardrobe than their horse.
Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
Know
that mucking stalls is better than Zoloft any day.
Can
smell moldy hay a mile away, but can’t tell where the odor in the refrigerator
is coming from.
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